To Be Samson

Here i thought i was going to get on Blogger today, and have nothing to talk about, so i would likely be stuck crying about how lonely i am... but while i was on the elliptical watching CNN at the gym, there it was, like a sign from God...
JIM'S GUN SUPPLY!Hunting weapons of course. Pretty pink hunting weapons, complete with Hello Kitty, name decal... and bayonet! Parents are concerned they look too much like toys. i mean look at this... thats just silly! This IS a toy. Last time i checked you don't go out blowing away deer with an AK... but then again, i'm not much of a hunter. Anyhow, i don't want to forget the others. If pink wasn't quite doing it for you, they have a plethora of other options. My favorites are to the left. My hands-down favorite is the "Stress Reducer"! HAHA, wow. Not surprisingly, i checked the site to see where they located... it's in the mid-west (Baraboo, WI), OF COURSE. As i watched CNN report on this, it took everything i had not to start dying of laugher through my weezing. I managed to keep my excitement to dull chuckle and a wide smile. I doubt everyone else will find this exactly as funny as i have... but hopefully you will find some amusement. Despite the fact that this is completely ridiculous in my eyes, i still have to give them credit for a novel idea. Not only that, but somewhere deep down, my inner manliness is raging and makes me think it's pretty kick-ass. Yee-haw!

Video games don't kill people, crazy rednecks with pink guns kill people.

On a side note to all of this. I had a great day today (despite my earlier comment of being lonely).

Tourniquet Man,
Josh